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From: Balzax Your mission: Stop them at all costs. |
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The
pimptastic ninjanitor from the Outworld is shocked to discover that he
may soon be out of a job. Through the power of a finicky and
trend-obsessed media circus, the Deadly Coalition has all the
opportunities it needs to employ Michael Jackson's hypnotic nose to
brainwash the people of earth. If left unchecked, the Deadly Coalition
will soon control the world. But Balzax's l33t spy network has
discovered that Michael has something special in
mind for his portion of the slaves, specifically those under 15: he
intends to forge a master race of scantily clad ninja-servant children
to do meanial janitorial work, as well as kick major ass. This new
system would effectively make John obsolete. And so, with the fate of
his legacy in the balance, John enters the struggle to nip Jacko's
evil plans in the bud.
The
pimptastic ninjanitor from the Outworld is shocked to discover that he
may soon be out of a job. Through the power of a finicky and
trend-obsessed media circus, the Deadly Coalition has all the
opportunities it needs to employ Michael Jackson's hypnotic nose to
brainwash the people of earth. If left unchecked, the Deadly Coalition
will soon control the world. But Balzax's l33t spy network has
discovered that Michael has something special in
mind for his portion of the slaves, specifically those under 15: he
intends to forge a master race of scantily clad ninja-servant children
to do meanial janitorial work, as well as kick major ass. This new
system would effectively make John obsolete. And so, with the fate of
his legacy in the balance, John enters the struggle to nip Jacko's
evil plans in the bud.
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