From:  Balzax
To: 
Warriors of Earth

Message:  Our worst fears are now reality.  Michael Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Johnnie Cochran have combined forces to form the Deadly Coalition Against Racism.  With the aid of Micheal Jackson's hypnotic nose, they intend to enslave the entire world population of teenage boys and girls.

Your mission:  Stop them at all costs.

 
 

Well, what to do from here...
The pimptastic ninjanitor from the Outworld is shocked to discover that he may soon be out of a job. Through the power of a finicky and trend-obsessed media circus, the Deadly Coalition has all the opportunities it needs to employ Michael Jackson's hypnotic nose to brainwash the people of earth. If left unchecked, the Deadly Coalition will soon control the world. But Balzax's l33t spy network has discovered that Michael has something special in mind for his portion of the slaves, specifically those under 15: he intends to forge a master race of scantily clad ninja-servant children to do meanial janitorial work, as well as kick major ass. This new system would effectively make John obsolete. And so, with the fate of his legacy in the balance, John enters the struggle to nip Jacko's evil plans in the bud.
Well, what to do from here...
The pimptastic ninjanitor from the Outworld is shocked to discover that he may soon be out of a job. Through the power of a finicky and trend-obsessed media circus, the Deadly Coalition has all the opportunities it needs to employ Michael Jackson's hypnotic nose to brainwash the people of earth. If left unchecked, the Deadly Coalition will soon control the world. But Balzax's l33t spy network has discovered that Michael has something special in mind for his portion of the slaves, specifically those under 15: he intends to forge a master race of scantily clad ninja-servant children to do meanial janitorial work, as well as kick major ass. This new system would effectively make John obsolete. And so, with the fate of his legacy in the balance, John enters the struggle to nip Jacko's evil plans in the bud.